tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article
it’s from rolling stone

tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article

it’s from rolling stone

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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slayboybunny:

howtohavegaysubtext:

slayboybunny:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

I want a print of this screencap.

i forgot about posting this and saw it on my dash and became speechless all over again 

slayboybunny:

howtohavegaysubtext:

slayboybunny:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

I want a print of this screencap.

i forgot about posting this and saw it on my dash and became speechless all over again 

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mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

image

this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle)

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davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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Captain America: The First Avenger Trivia Click gifs for more trivia in captions

(Source: avengetheangels)

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